users: please, please do something about the porn bots and the cp…we’re begging you
tumblr: sssorrryyy!!! nothing we can do!!! it would be too hard :(( you can report them to make yourself feel better while we do absolutely jack shit about it, though
app store: omfg your app is disgusting??? we dont want to promote that
tumblr: NO MORE HORNY PEOPLE WE’RE BLOCKING EVERY IMAGE THAT HAS AN EXCESS OF FLESH TONES AND IF YOU SHOW FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!
I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.
What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back
Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.”
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011
no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment
on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man
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